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unhappyhipsters:

“Sure, getting down was a blast. Needing to have Daddy thrust you up to the second floor quickly lost its appeal.”
- caption by contest winner TS Meyer
(Dwell)

“Sure, getting down was a blast. Needing to have Daddy thrust you up to the second floor quickly lost its appeal.”

- caption by contest winner TS Meyer

(Dwell)

pleasefireme:

Please fire me. My boss keeps bringing her dogs in to work. They like to sit by me and show off their horrible gas problems.

pleasefireme:

Please fire me. I work with a woman who believes she is an actual cast member of Sex and the City. She’s a counselor and often prefaces her advice with, “On Sex and the City they say…”

unhappyhipsters:

And somewhere, an architect got his smug-wings.

(Photo: Dean Kaufman; Dwell)

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